Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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