Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she told me i tasted like america
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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