Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Randomize
