You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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