I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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