He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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