Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
