The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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