Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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