I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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