i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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