Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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