after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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