The police scanner is talking about you again....
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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