she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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