i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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