Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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