That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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