you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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