Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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