No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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