And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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