What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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