Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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