I'm jealous of your bromance
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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