he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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