i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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