i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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