i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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