normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
