you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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