plz talk dirty to me
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
