im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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