I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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