just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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