We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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