I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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