My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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