Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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