did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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