i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
And then my night got REAL pukey
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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