Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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