Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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