then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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