OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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