I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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