Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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