Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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