I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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