Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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